As anyone in media will be quick to tell you, this has been one long, grueling election. We’ve seen pope feuds, rigged podiums, and Ted Cruz’s innards. But for all its scandal and intrigue, this election has been largely devoid of one thing in particular: Motherfucking answers. In my time covering the various (largely Republican) campaigns for Gawker and, later, Deadspin, I’ve often sought comment from campaign spokespersons or Jeb. Sometimes, I’d get my answer. Usually, I would not. Were my questions occasionally blatant traps that offered no good solutions? I don’t know, maybe. Do the American people deserve The Truth regardless? Undoubtedly yes. In the spirit of transparency and justice, here are all the questions the 2016 campaigns were too afraid to answer. There’s still time to right these wrongs, press secretaries and Jeb. You know where to find me. John Kasich Rand Paul Ben Carson Ted Cruz Hillary Clinton Donald Trump Jeb Bush Though this will all be over soon, the questions remain. Spokespeople—we’re waiting.
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Luiz Adriano scored a remarkable five goals as Shakhtar dismantled BATE 7-0 for their first win in Group H at Borisov Arena on Tuesday.
The Brazilian s feat matched Lionel s Messi five-goal effort that was set against Bayer Leverkusen in 2012.
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Even if the two clubs have yet to agree on a transfer fee, Perisic s representative believes a deal can be done.
“Ivan has a fantastic deal on the table and he’s very interested,” agent Tonci Martic .
“If Inter can agree terms with Wolfsburg, he can move. Roberto Mancini desperately wants Ivan. Inter is a great club, so that’s a compliment for any player.
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City director of football Txiki Begiristain has held talks over a move for Maher and the Netherlands international has been invited to attend a game at the Etihad Stadium.
He is seen as a potential replacement for Samir Nasri, who Goal.com revealed last week could be sold by the Premier League champions if they receive a bid in the region of 18 million pounds.
Maher, who supported Ajax in his childhood, turned down a move to City when they tried to sign him as a youth player.
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It s like a dream. My first Bundesliga match, against Bayern, and I score a goal: it s simply sensational. I can t even remember my last game , the player told budesliga.de. All of my teammates approached me and said that I didn t need to be afraid and that the Bavarians are human too. Naturally, I was in awe of them. Mark van Bommel, especially. But that changed very quickly .
Now it is time to celebrate and then we can concentrate on the next game , he concluded.
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Atletico Madrid forward Antoine Griezmann has opted to represent himself after splitting from his agent.
The Frenchman, who was the Player of the Tournament at Euro 2016, has been linked with a number of moves away from the Vicente Calderon in recent months
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From now I m going to operate without an agent, he told L Equipe.
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